(Humorous) signs that you might need a writer
*You read your company's marketing material to help fall asleep.
*You just finished a speech on your company's remarkable rise to market leader ...and audience members are complimenting your hair.
*Prospects refer to your lunch meeting as the time they had "that nice fish dinner".
*The trade press is more interested in the font you used than they are in the content of your release.
*Your development team has produced environmentally safe fuel from salt water, and not even the Save-the-Whale Foundation is interested.
*No one ever smiles when they read your marketing collateral.
*Everyone laughs when they read your marketing collateral.
*You just finished a speech on your company's remarkable rise to market leader ...and audience members are complimenting your hair.
*Prospects refer to your lunch meeting as the time they had "that nice fish dinner".
*The trade press is more interested in the font you used than they are in the content of your release.
*Your development team has produced environmentally safe fuel from salt water, and not even the Save-the-Whale Foundation is interested.
*No one ever smiles when they read your marketing collateral.
*Everyone laughs when they read your marketing collateral.
